Fore! You must listen as we get Derek Evers high off the rare Northern delicacy that is ginger ale. Derek stares at his own penis as we chat golf, using the USPS to mail pubes, and marsupial pouch fucking. Plus, you heard it here first: Derek Evers for president! You can read some of Derek's articles on golfdigest.com, and please check out his independent music culture magazine online at imposemagazine.com. We've been sleeping with them for months now, so take it from us. They do really cool shit over there.