We are elated to have distinguished goof artist Mr. Arthur Meyer between our silk sheets. Arthur lies, Diana admits to pen sniffing, and Murf reveals his strict masturbatory schedule. All this, and the knowledge that female horses are unicorns, on this episode of Ménage à Trois Radio! Arthur Meyer is a really funny person, but don't take our word for it. Catch him in the act every weeknight at 12:35am EST on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, which airs on NBC. If that leaves you wanting more, follow him on Twitter @arthurmeyer13.