Ho ho ho! Have you been good little boys and girls this year? You better hope so or you might find a live grenade in your stocking-- pin not included. Naughty or nice, what really matters is who has the balls, at least according to films of Shane Black. Yes, Christmas motifs runs through his screenplays like a one-horse open sleigh dashing through the snow (i.e. cocaine), but do they contain the true spirit of Christmas? You will be visited by three spirits; The Last Boy Scout, Lethal Weapon and The Long Kiss Goodnight. Without these visits, you cannot hope to avoid the path we tread! I mean, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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