Matt kicks things off with the NBA and Old Testament law. Toby has an incident involving fish and chips. We introduce you to an awesome new diet called "The How You Feel 40 Minutes After You Eat Diet.” Matt also has some reflections on his recent appearance on Moody Radio’s “Up For Debate” show. And in The Damn News, a man exposes himself to customers at Waffle House and we learn that Joey would pay at least $1,000 for a lock of Jesus hair.