Cynthia Bailey got married and I have a few things to say, as I am a certified clothing designer (in my mind). Love After Lockup (4:00) is back! Scott is still sleeping on his futon, but it’s just because Lindsey’s vagina is only accessible when his floors are clean. Yeah, maybe Scott should talk to Heather because she is more horny than a triceratops. Aunt Diane? Move, bitch, get out the way!

Another national treasure, 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (18:39), returns with my 90 Day Barack & Michelle, Armando & Kenny. In uncertain times, they give me hope. Speaking of hope, there is none left that Ariela has ever picked up “What to Expect…” or used the internet. Pregnancy Brain is a thing, but I think hers is more “Mommy, do it for me” Brain.

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