I binged Netflix (and chips & salsa) all weekend and need to talk about it. Get yourself caught up on The Circle and Cheer because they’re going to be heavy on my mind & heart for the next few weeks. With the loss of 2 Real Housewives of Orange County, we need something to lift our spirits. Clearly I mean alcoholic spirits because CHEERS! Adios Tamra & Vicki!
For Better or THE WORST- ahem, Zach- Married at First Sight (12:45) is really bringing it this season. Two couples have already hit the skids on Day 3! Good thing the experts are there to guide & counsel the couples through these explosive fights. Jk. Dr. Pepper is at some ayahuasca retreat & Pastor Cal is busy mansplaining Dr. Phil.
Let’s head to the lands of love on 90 Fay Fiance (34:45)! Sasha shows his driving skills learned at Andrei’s School of Moldovan Road Rage & Turkey begs Mursel to GTFO back to Omaha. Meanwhile, Tania’s likability (and boobs) hit an all-time low while being a super edgy bride. Give me a second…had to retrieve my eyeballs from the back of my head.
Over on Sister Wives (54:22), Kody and his #MomSquad provide a free Learning Annex course on real estate! Invest the most money in any property Robyn lives in & wait for the others to leave, die, or divorce you so Areola & King Soloman inherit all the wet bars. *I did the math and determined their total profits from Kody’s Sac in Vegas too!
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