When Kellie left for her niece's wedding in Florida, Allen was a nervous wreck over the approaching hurricane while Kellie -- according to the governor of Louisiana -- was an idiot. But did Kellie experience a miracle during the wedding weekend? Allen doesn't seem convinced.  Kellie stumbled across a YouTube channel belonging to a woman who teaches a course on landing a billionaire, including the recommended clothing she should wear to attract him. In this video, the woman gives a list of ten things an elegant woman would NEVER wear, and Kellie happens to wear half of them.    Allen's daughter performed in the flag corps of her first high school football game! He's so proud and wants to show her off, but is honoring his daughter's request not to post the video. He then took his boys to look at luxury RVs because he's convinced the RV life is going to happen in the future.  And Allen has been summoned for jury duty! Will he be picked? Kellie tells about the time she almost made it onto the jury. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices