Bryan and Alise are back to talk about all the crazy shit happening in the news, starting with a pair of gay penguins who finally got their chance to adopt. Next, they talk about Trump potentially pardoning Rod Blagojevich, and share a clip of the two men arguing about Harry Potter. For the main news, they discuss the death of Jeffrey Epstein, who was found dead of an apparent suicide in his Manhattan jail cell. They react to the first wave of conspiracy theories and ask why he wasn’t on suicide watch at the time of his death. Finally, they close out the show with a conversation about the public reaction to recent mass shootings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices