Legendary comedian/writer/host/actor, Judy Gold, joins the Lovers in studio, asking for "a Chopin Martini as dry as a 98 year-old woman’s vagina, with 3 olives"—her drink may be dry but this episode is wet AF. Judy opines on sticky train etiquette, Murf pinches his dick and Diana smells like fish; meanwhile, Hoz makes love to a deceased pet. For all things Judy, head on over to JudyGold.com and follow her @JewdyGold. Don't miss her rad podcast, "Kill Me Now with Judy Gold" on iTunes. She's the best.