Lee and Andrea are fired up after this week’s explosive episode of The Bachelorette, which Lee declares is “an assault on the English language.” They also recite a dramatic reading from a cringe-worthy exchange between Rachel and Bryan before diving into commentary on Alex’s purple tiger suit, strange country music lyrics, and the escalating situation with Kenny and the other Lee (the one who has racist tendencies). Finally, as Lee and Andrea prepare to travel to Charleston next week, they check in on the Southern Charm gang and wonder how likely they are to run into Shep at a bar.