Han and Matt tackle questions from some of their favorite advice sources from the week of January 13th, 2019, and beyond, including:

1. BONUS: New P.O. Box!
   • Han Malyn & Matt Albrecht
   • P.O. Box 75532
   • Washington, DC 20013
2. [The Other] Asking For a Friend: "I Only Have Two Friends. Is There Anything Wrong With That?"
3. Ask a Manager: "my coworker is a blood drive bully"
4. Ask a Manager: "my office is requiring us to disclose all medications we take"
5. Ask APW: "My Family Told Me About My Boyfriend's Proposal Surprise"
6. Ask APW: "Who Do I Invite From A Poly Squad?"
7. Captain Awkward: "My mom kidnapped my kid for 30 minutes. How fired is she?"
8. SPONSOR: Podigy: The podcast editing service we partner proudly with!
9. Shoutout to AAFU: "I'm still in therapy. Should I be dating?"
10. [Content Warning: sexual assault] Listener Thunder Gryff: "Should I Just Go Ahead and Disclose My CPTSD?"
11. Listener Not a Hugger: "Question! Letting a Friend Know Their Scene is not my Scene"
12. Listener Zaphrus Sabresong, Stalwart Mystic Update: "Is It Okay to Lie to My Grandmother About Having Reported Her to the DMV?"
    • Reference: #85: Han and Matt Report Your Grandmother
13. Listener Ursial the Cyclone, Prizefighter of Faerûn Has Tips for Listener Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
    • Reference: #103: Han and Matt Pursue Their Dreams
14. Shoutout to Buzzfeed: "Here's What It's Really Like To Be An Internet Advice Columnist"
15. Shoutout to Ask The Salty Waitress: "Why won't restaurants seat incomplete parties?"
16. Shoutout to Savage Love: "Arts Patron Seeks to Donate Dildos for Trump Massive Likeness"
17. Advice Column Alert: "Ask Annalisa" in The Guardian

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