Patrick Muldoon needs to make a decision: What does he want to be when he grows up? The man has appeared in Starship Troopers, a season of “Melrose Place” and has an upcoming role alongside Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame, so we know he can act. Isn’t that enough? PATRICK MULDOON podcast excerpt: "I didn't succeed (with Denise Richards) in the movie (Starship Troopers)—I got my brain sucked out—but off screen we were boyfriend and girlfriend." Muldoon also sings and plays guitar in a band, . They’ve even placed a song on the ABC series “Beautiful People" and have a record out on iTunes and . Isn’t being able to work in two enviable jobs enough? Again, apparently not. Patrick Muldoon/The Sleeping Masses • • • •