Mariya, Brian and Johno at the best. Mariya got drunk the night before St. Patrick's Day and discreetly vomited on the metro. Johno talks to himself. A heavy-breathing caller shares jokes and stories of woe. Rapper Essence (Eric Taylor) and his body guard Jamel stop by the studio to drop some ill freestyles and get crunk. Mariya tries to give him a compelling story of hardship and struggle, which is difficult to do because Eric is a white rapper who did not grow up in a trailer park.